Dear Selina
It seems you have mixed up the space-time continuum and have now gone back the to the past and are now reliving your high school years. I am not sure I approve of this. You will miss out on that vital tween intermediate stage!
Remember what all those Sweet Valley Twins and Baby Sitters Club books taught you? Are you going to be an Elizabeth or a Jessica? Remember, Kristy was the boss but Mary Anne always saved the day. Plus you now have the added burden of representing all Asians like Claudia Kishi did. I recommend dyeing your hair blue, just to fit in by standing out. It seems you have cut your hair again. Do you still have that blue striped t-shirt?
This is what you get for still driving a Toyota Fun Cargo. It's now 2023 and all cars are going to be electrified, like they were in the movie. If you don't have one yet, you need to get on top of that or plug yours in at Pak n' Save. I'm not sure it can handle it, but worse things have happened.
Otherwise, what else is there to do. Please look after Mum by doing the dishes once in a while, and Dad really needs to put that tram in on Lincoln Road. He was so excited that traffic lights have now been installed on Universal Drive, so that you can safely cross the road. Don't waste the opportunity.
Lots of love
from your bossy big sis
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