It was the first day back at school, or rather, the 8th day back at school for T as she had got there early to change all the H words to T words now that Principal H was no longer there. So instead of 'Happy, Healthy, Harmonious and High Achieving' T changed these to Trials, Tribulations, Tests and Tiny Teddies. She thought about using Tim Tams but decided that no, she would keep the Tim Tams for the teachers and just use the Tiny Teddies for the little people.
Now there would be no excuse for not knowing alliteration and instead of pizza rewards for reading seven books that S did every week, T was going to now be the most popular teacher in school with her Tiny Teddy reward scheme.
T loaded up her trolley with the Tiny Teddies in her tote trays ready to give out as a reward to anyone who told her she was the best teacher ever. T's room was now ready and the bell was about to ring.
Whaea, where's S?
She noticed a large year 6 kid walk in with a confused expression on his face. He was wearing the correct uniform, yes, but it now seemed too small for him and he was nearly bursting at the seams. He looked around.
Whaea, what happened to the library? How come there's no books?
T smiled. She pointed at the new decal. It said T's room.
It changed??
T nodded.
But where's S? I'm the library monitor. I get to be in charge this year. And he puffed out his chest, to show he was ready for his library badge.
I'm sorry but S went dumpster diving at the end of the year and nobody has seen her since.
The boy gasped. The Green Gorilla ate her??
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